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Material 100% Natural Coconut Husk Fibres
Construction Woven
Face Fibre Natural Fine Coconut Husk
Application Home Entrances

Oh Shit Not You Again

This Coco Doormat is a great addition to any doorstep and it's funny saying is guaranteed to uplift guests and start conversions at the door. Made from woven natural coconut husk fibres, this eco-friendly mat efficiently traps dirt to keep entrances clean.
Lead Time: 3-5 Days
As low as CA$34.99
We are currently out of stock of the 18" x 30". The size will be back in stock in March

Oh no. It’s the neighbor again. The one who always comes over at the most inconvenient times and talks to you for hours on end about the “most thrilling fishing expedition the other week!” Then finally end the conversation by asking to borrow something (and you still haven’t seen that hammer they needed to use for “just a sec” back in 1996). Push social norms aside and show your true feeling with our “Oh Shit! Not You Again!” mat. (As for the borrowing issue, perhaps “using” their new Porsche “just for a sec” will teach them a lesson).


  • Each mat is 16" x 27" or 22” x 36” and made from 100% natural woven coir fibres.
  • To clean, wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.