Water, Nasty Dry Crap Indoor & Outdoor Doormats

Lead Time: 2-3 Weeks
As low as CA$29.99

Are you ever secretly glad that your pets can?t speak? You like to think their meows and wolfs translate to: ?Oh, wow, you are the best owner ever! Thank you so much for feeding me and putting a roof over my head!? However, honestly, it?s more likely something like: ?Ouch, you idiot, you just stepped on my tail AGAIN? and ?oh, wow, what a treat! Stupid dry kibbles again! How ever can I thank you for such high-quality treatment? I?m absolutely peeing on your pillow tonight.? Broadcast your pet?s point of view with our ?Water, Nasty Dry Crap? mat (then lock your bedroom).

Each mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.

To clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.


  • Size: 18" x 27"
  • Weight: 1.3 lbs